🔥 “Strippers, Booze, Cocaine & Bad Decisions” – A Candle That Smells Better Than Your Night Out! 🔥
Looking for a hilarious and edgy gift that’s guaranteed to get some laughs? This 9oz scented soy candle is the ultimate gag gift for anyone who loves a little irreverent humor. Whether you’re shopping for a bachelor or bachelorette party, a funny birthday present, or just want to add some personality to your space, this candle is sure to be a conversation starter!
🕯️ Choose Your Vibe: Available in a clear or amber glass jar, this candle looks great in any setting—whether it's on your coffee table or next to last night’s questionable life choices.
💨 Scent Options:
✔️ Beachwood – Warm, sun-kissed woodsy vibes.
✔️ Cashmere Musk – Cozy, soft, and a little seductive.
✔️ Cinnamon Chai – Spicy, sweet, and oh-so-inviting.
✔️ Fraser Fir – Fresh-cut evergreen with holiday feels.
✔️ Lavender – Calm and relaxing (perfect for post-bad-decision recovery).
✔️ Mango Coconut – Tropical, fruity, and fun.
✔️ Vanilla Bean – Sweet, creamy, and classic.
✔️ Unscented – For those who just want the laughs, no fragrance needed.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Hand-Poured with Care – Made with high-quality soy wax for a clean, even burn.
