Funny Scented Soy Candle - "Sh*ts On Fire, May as Well Smell Something Nice"

🔥 "Sh*t’s On Fire, Might as Well Smell Something Nice!" 🔥

When life feels like a dumpster fire, at least your space can smell amazing! This 9oz scented soy candle is the perfect mix of humor and relaxation—making it a great gift for friends, family, or even yourself.

✨ Why You'll Love It:

• ✔️ Premium Scents – Choose from a variety of luxurious fragrances.
• ✔️ Eco-Friendly & Clean Burn – Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick.
• ✔️ Long-Lasting – Burns for 50+ hours to keep your space smelling fresh.
• ✔️ Reusable Glass Jar – Stylish, sustainable, and perfect for repurposing.
• ✔️ Funny & Unique – A guaranteed conversation starter!

💨 Scent Options:

• ✔️ Apple Harvest – Crisp apples with warm spices.
• ✔️ Cinnamon Vanilla – Cozy cinnamon with creamy vanilla.
• ✔️ Clean Cotton – Fresh-out-of-the-laundry vibes.
• ✔️ Atlantis Whisper – Oceanic musk meets sandalwood.
• ✔️ Christmas Warmth – A holiday hug in a jar.
• ✔️ Coconut Cream + Cardamom – Exotic, creamy, and a little spicy.
• ✔️ Peppered Passionfruit – Fruity with a hint of heat.
• ✔️ Sea Salt + Orchid – A fresh floral with ocean breezes.
• ✔️ White Sage + Lavender – Earthy, herbal, and oh-so-relaxing.

🎁 Perfect for:

• ✔️ Gag gifts & White Elephant exchanges
• ✔️ Best friend & coworker gifts
• ✔️ Housewarming & hostess presents
• ✔️ Birthdays, holidays & just because
• ✔️ Self-care & home decor

🕯️ Candle Details:

• Size: 9oz (2.8″ × 3.5")
• Burn Time: 50+ hours

📢 Add some humor and heavenly fragrance to your space—order yours today!

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